Fun deformities from their report:
- Shrimp with tumors on their heads
- Shrimp with defects on their gills and “shells missing around their gills and head”
- Shrimp without eyes
- Shrimp with babies still attached to them
- Eyeless fish
- Fish without eye-sockets
- Fish without covers on their gills
- Fish with large pink masses hanging off their eyes and gills
- Crates of blue crabs, all of which were lacking at least one claw
- Crabs with holes in their shells
- Crabs with shells that have no spikes or claws or misshapen claws
- Crabs that are dying from within
Handmaid’s tale is slowly becoming reality. Perhaps Atwood is a time traveling hooligan… providing glimpses of the future in the form of books that won’t be read in schools. (Female protagonist? What is this witchcraft?)
(via soverian)
GALLANT IS AROUSED, GOOFUS IS HORNY

Heard someone call this book a “snore-fest” the other day.
That hurt.

“The papers next day were full of the “Brixton Mystery,” as they termed.”
Thank you, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, for describing my future sex life for this year, which apparently is some sort of mystery. (As it always is…)
“But the only thing that was certain, when, for some reason, the winds of fate sent me as a transfer student to a high school in Kyoto where I was to be caught up again in the affairs of those people, is that the Kyoto I wanted to see had nothing to do with this!”
Yeah, the closest book to me was a CLAMP manga. It’s kind of worrying, now that I think about it. I’m just glad that I didn’t see this post yesterday, when I was reading a book about the trafficking of teenaged girls…
“this is not how Wolsey made himself great.”
…well, seeing as how wolsey was the fat archbishop of canterbury in 1529 and greatness in that field is generally not achieved via kinky queer sex… yup.
“As a requirement for completing graduate school, you must submit a thesis, which is a detailed research report.” - Microsoft Office 2010: dumbest class ever.
sounds disappointing.
Ash Tray
Russia, 1890
The Hermitage Museum
if i had this, i would seriously consider taking up smoking again.
you say that like twice a month. i think you’re just itchin for an excuse.
DAMNIT!
Yesterday they were giving free water ices out at rita’s. I missed it.


